What Do the Sayings on Jeep Merchandise Really Mean?

What Jeep Lovers Love

YJeep Merchandiseou can tell a Jeep lover when you see Jeep sayings on their T-shirt, coffee, cup, hat, and bumper sticker.  Many of these Jeep lover sayings are inventive and funny.  The Jeep lover, himself or herself, would comment, these sayings are accurate.  There seems to be no end to the one line Jeep lover sayings that have been silkscreened and printed on all kinds of Jeep merchandise.

Let’s take a look at the one liner Jeep sayings printed on T-Shirts.  Among the T-Shirt sayings are, Real Men Drive Jeeps, Real Women Drive Jeeps, Geek in a Jeep, Chicks Dig Jeeps, Silly Boys …. Jeeps are for Girls, It’s a Jeep Thing, I make this Jeep look good, and Live to Jeep …. Jeep to Live.

The Jeep bumper stickers typically have more words.

It’s a Jeep.  If I wanted a Hummer I’d call your sister.

Real Jeeps don’t leak.  They just mark their territory.

Real Chicks Drive Jeeps

Get in, Sit Down, Shut Up, and Hang On

I’d rather push a Jeep than drive a Land Rover

If the mud aint Flying, you’re not driving a Jeep

Jeep, Mud, Sweat & Gears

I’m the Black Jeep of my Family

According to the folks at the Marty Cancila Jeep dealership in St Louis we spoke to, their Jeep customers not only drive Jeep brand vehicles, they are proud of their Jeeps; all these sayings plastered across their body and their Jeep vehicle seems perfectly reasonable.  They do not feel their Jeep obsession is over the top or too obsessive.  In fact, they would most likely challenge you to go for a ride in their Jeep to see the difference.  They will point out every detail of why their Jeep is a better ride than any other vehicle.  You may find yourself coming around to their point of view after a ride in their Jeep.  You too will soon have a Jeep T-Shirt.